Alpha Kenny Body

Now, let me share with you guys this simple brain teaser, NAHHH ITS JUST A WAY TO KENAKAN YOUR FRIEND xD

Just say these three words, very quickly

Alpha...

Kenny...

Body....

=)

Watch Kevjumba on youtube, he's really funny. LOL

=)

this is just epic. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Malaysia 3-0 Indonesia

So as you all would've known, Malaysia beat Indonesia 3-0 in the first leg of the AFF Suzuki Cup final. Well, I have to say, hats off to the very very young Malaysian side who have defied all the odds and are now almost certain to be crowned as regional champs. They were certainly very very good against the much more fancied Indonesians. Their individual brilliance was definitely top class. I just hope and pray that this good run continues. Knowing Malaysians, I have my doubts as well, but I just hope they continue to do well.

Finally, people are starting to pay attention to Malaysian football. I mean, when was the last time everyone was actually talking about Malaysian football?? That was during the 70's and 80's. But everyone's like talking about them now. ahahahaha. awesomee. I don't mind people all of a sudden supporting the national team, but I'll really hate it when they actually lose interest as soon as they lose. This is not supposed to happen, win or lose, you gotta stick to your team =)

Even until now, people are still talking about the national team winning, radio, tv and even people working in 7 Eleven. HAHA, so I went to bought my reload coupon from there, and this old aunty was like

"Semalam lelaki suma tengok bola, asyik memekak gol gol gol, saya pun ingat betul ke ni asyik goal je" hahaha it was funny when I heard it just now. It's just nice to see everyone talking about malaysian football after so long. Hopefully it stays that way, and the quality would get better =)

Cheers

It's not over

So yesterday I went mamak with a few friends of mine. It was Kern Yeung's birthday! =) She's a really quiet and decent girl. Well, basically, I'm still not able to drive. I'm seventeen already yet I still have to depend on others to take me to a mamak around 1.5 km away =( Ahhh nevermind, just a few more months and I'm gonna drift infront your house! muahahaha :D

So therefore, in order to get me prepared for my driving test, my bro agreed to teach my how to drive a manual car. At first dam syiok la, I was damn confident. You know I played Need For Speed on PS2, where you press R1 and the gear shifts up, awesome right? I thought it was the same thing la. hahahaha, thats when I found out about the usage of the clutch. I'm still confused, when do you freaking use the brakes? I seriously don't get how my bro drives a manual car, he drives dam super fast weihhhh, =/ and the best part was, the car kept jerking, it'd actually look cool with some hip hop music okay. hahahahaaa

You know one thing which I don't get. Why are people still driving manual cars? Except for sports cars, which definitely needs a manual control for greater speeds, i seriously don't see the need of having to drive a manual car. I mean, here you have an auto geared car, where you just put it at D, and the car moves. It's soooo easy. Whereas you have this manual car, where you constantly need to keep changing gears. Well okay if you want to drive fast then you would get a manual car, and a manual car is also cheaper. but seriously, stop the production of manual cars.

ITS JUST LIKE EATING RICE WITH YOUR LEG INSTEAD OF YOUR HAND =)

Merry Christmas =)

So its the 25th of December, which means, its Christmas! So kids, stay up late all night and hope that santa might squeeze through your chimney. Eh wait, its Malaysia, so go wait in the toilet cause he might pop up through the toilet bowls =) Try telling this to any kid aged 6 below and he'll believe it. TRUST ME.

Oh and kids, do not open the door when Santa knocks at the front door. That's the EVIL Santa (Burglars who try to fool your kids and enter your house) cause this EVIL Santa will STEAL your presents instead of GIVING you presents. So, BEWARE KIDS. =)

And Santa Claus is Indian, he's HAIRY and he has a HUGE BELLY. =D

25th of December also means the birthday of a good friend of mine, Nicholas Shim =) He's my classmate, football mate, band mate, sex mate? =D Overall he's a great sport and it's been really great knowing him. He's one lucky dude to have his birthday fall on the same day his God was born. awesome right? not many people can boast about that =D

P/S Is your dreams coloured or black and white? =)

Vain-ness

You know sometimes when you go on Facebook, you come across these really vain people? Where they camwhore and post up pictures of themselves which arent really nice? hahaha i mean its okay when there's a hot girl doin that but otherwise, its just not pleasing for the eyes. TRUST ME.

you know seriously, these people must get some sense knocked into their heads. YOU ARE SERIOUSLY NOT HOT SO STOP EMBARASSING YOURSELF FOR GOD'S SAKE. The funniest part is when a guy does this. He makes the weirdest of poses, takes pictures and posts it on FB. HAHAHAHA and he freaking thinks he's hot. hahahaha EPIC LAH MALAYSIANS.

You see, its practically WRONG for a guy to camwhore. Its just not right. It's against human nature =/ And for those girl who are not that pretty (Sorry I have to say this) Exposing yourself on the net aint gonna get you admirers, because, even a horny dude like me never "steamed" when I saw you ppl's pictures. hahaha "inferiority complex" I should call it. well you might curse me now, hahahaha but I would like to see your freaking faces when your child googles your name up in the future and finds his mummy looking a bit..... wild? hahahaha

You dont want that to happen don't you? Do not trust the Internet =)